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Joke of the Day
"What do french fries and friends have in common? They both die if you chop them"
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"Why would boxers make good comedians? Because they always have a punchline"
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"Government Shutdown: Day Two Mars rover Curiosity sits with nothing to do. Watches all 5 seasons of ""The Wire"". Totally gets the hype now."
"Some people say I have no idea how to run a court room. I'll let you be the judge."
"Had sex for an hour and 30 seconds today Thankyou daylight savings"
"A three year old boy in his bath examined his testicles and asked ""Mommy, are these my brains?"" Mom said, ""Not yet, honey."""
"Baby you're so cute you made my page 404."
"I just flew in from Chernobyl And boy are my arms legs."
"Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall? There may be leavesdropping"