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Joke of the Day
"What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college? Bison."
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"Why are Gorillas underpaid? They're willing to work peanuts!"
"A man is chasing a talking emu... The Emu is taunting him, saying ""you can't catch me! I can run at 80 km/h, you can only manage 20!"" to which the the man replies ""You can run but you can't fly!"""
"My kids are mad at me because I never unwrap the cheese slices in their sandwiches"
"It is literally impossible to prove that Harry Potter wasn't just in his parents basement on acid the whole time"
"Why did the Polar bear struggle in geometry class? Because the teacher was a Cartesian bear."
"What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics? Legs."
"I'd catch a gently thrown tennis ball for you."
"I heard that Bruno Mars helped design the Apple Watch Dont believe me? Just watch"
"Has anyone woken up Green Day yet?"