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Joke of the Day

"Apparently, exercise improves your decision making. It's true. After going to the gym today I've decided I'm never going again."

"Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? A: Because he is a meat eater!"

"How did Reddit not fell down yet? I mean, it is only hanging by threads..."

"I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger... Then it hit me."

"Q: How many Clinton White House officials does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They like to keep him in the dark!"

"It won't be the alcohol or cigarettes that kill me. It'll be me laughing at an inappropriate time."

"What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?.. They go Bar Hopping!..."

"I think Android application developers are magical. They're like open sorcerers."

"What is a Pokemon's favourite place to go in France? Paras"

"Donkey kong, king kong, and a smart blonde fight on top of the empire state building. Who wins? None of them, they don't exist!"