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Joke of the Day
"They say robots are going to replace lawyers... Make sense, they don't have hearts"
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"Some advice to you lovers out there... They may say you cantaloupe, but honeydew it anyways."
"""So,why r all Arabs terrorists?"" 'All?' ""Well,most."" 'There's 369,243,763 Arabs.If they were mostly terrorists,you'd be dead' #ArabInAmerica"
"Just moved a book to make room for my phone on the table and in that one action I symbolized everything that's wrong with us."
"The creepiest thing you can do is drive next to someone on the highway at the exact same speed."
"How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it."
"A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. He orders a drink."
"9 out of 10 dentists agree: the 10th dentist is a dog, not a dentist. the 10th dentist argues that dogs can b dentists too"
"I told you to act natural while I paint. Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table? - DaVinci"
"Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building? Te-quil-a"