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Joke of the Day
"They say robots are going to replace lawyers... Make sense, they don't have hearts"
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"Answer: Wicker Chair Question: What did Elmer Fudd do when Jennifer Lawrence stood up?"
"First guy to invent a bread bowl was like ""I'm gonna rip the top of this muffin & pour soup in it"""
"I got into an awkward situation by having an erection at the office. I was hard at work."
"What's worse than the Holocaust? Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time."
"What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book? He removed the appendix!"
"""Go to hell"" is so abstract. ""Get trapped in a porta potty for 67 months."" Now that's specific. That's possible. That's terrifying."
"I tried to share a kebab with a homeless guy I saw sitting on a bench last night. He told me to f*ck off and buy my own."
"""There is a rumor going around that Facebook is building a cell phone.It's pretty good, except you can only use it to call people you barely remember from high school."""
"[After date, walking her to her door] Her: Thanks. I would invite you in, but I don't want to."