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Joke of the Day

"A joke I made up What happened to wendy on her way to neverland? She peed her pants (read out loud)"

"911: What's your emergency, sir? Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*"

"I used to be a head chef. I guess it's just part of being a cannibal."

"Prom night for my 17 year old daughter, or as I like to call it, 'Dad spends the evening sharpening his axe' night."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chair ! Chair who? Chair you go again asking more questions !"

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Hot and all over my crotch. Edit: My highest rated post is about coffe on my crotch."

"Recent studies have shown that 5 out of 6 people enjoy gang rapes, and would be apart of one again."

"Have you heard of the new sex scandal in the church? They're calling it Jesus fucking Christ"

"What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A Baboom!"

"Guy walks into a Broadway costume house, tells the guy he wants one red, one blond, and 1 brunette merkin Clerk says - shall I wrap them up, sir? He says - no, I'll eat them here ..."