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Joke of the Day
"I contacted Screwfix the other day. Once again they have assured me they're not a dating agency."
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"Kobe Bryant converted to Islam today As-salamu a-laker"
"What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto"
"""knock knock."", ""Who's there?"", ""Allah"", ""allah who?"" ""ALLAHU AKBARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!"""
"I made the kids put sunglasses on the snowman so he wouldn't have to make eye contact with the neighbors."
"This guy says to me, ""Your girlfriend looks like a man"" I said ""Your girlfiend looks like a man too: the invisible man!"""
"I'm sorry I showed you snaps from my colonoscopy after you made me look at your ultrasound. I thought we were sharing pics of our innards."
"How are a 9-volt battery and a girl's asshole similar? Even though you know you shouldn't you lick it anyway."
"And remember kids, when you go to Target, there really is no ""non creepy"" way to ask where the Vaseline is."
"what cant you spell slaughter without? Laughter"