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Joke of the Day

"In college I had 3 girlfriends at the same time. 10 years and a wife later, I have 0 girlfriends. Stay in school kids."

"Corn mazes are great because how often does one get to experience the feeling of being trapped by corn"

"My ""15 minutes of fame"" are when I get my paycheck and everyone I owe money comes to collect"

"Say what you will about terrorism in Europe At least our planes take off and land at an airport."

"Cane sugar is the best! It just can't be beet!"

"Why are you on /r/Jokes? What arrr ya buncha pirates or sumthin? *tssssssss*"

"The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord."

"What is Saddam Hussein's favorite band? My Chemical Romance"

"Why doesn't orange rhyme with anything? Because it's a Mandarin word"

"Lou Gehrig is the most unlucky man to ever live.... I mean seriously, what are the odds of dying from a disease that has the same name as you?"