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Joke of the Day

"Billy Mays so good He once sold pain to Chuck Norris."

"What do you call a dock that lost it's cock? A TRANSport"

"My ex is so slutty... that if she had sex with a guy with Ebola, he would die of AIDS first."

"Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change? His Hedge Fund."

"FACEBOOK A place where couples wish they were single and the singles wish they were couples."

"Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing? Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer."

"Son asks his father... Son: Dad, how do you feel about abortion? Dad: Ask your brother. Son: But I don't have a brother. Dad: Exactly."

"Dad: My head hurts, it feels like wrongdad. Son: What's wrongdad? Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left."

"Who led the Jewish people through the semi-permeable membrane? Osmoses"

"What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12."