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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts cost $2.00, but deer nuts are under a buck!"

"What do women and dog shit have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up"

"Welcome to Psychic Abilities 101. Today's class was just rescheduled for tomorrow. If you're here now, you failed."

"What does a Jedi use to open files? Adobe-wan Kenobi"

"When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When it's raining cats and dogs !"

"How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major? They have a mole on their body."

"I patented the time machine But the judge keeps throwing it out based on prior art"

"I didn't want the cop to see that my car's registration tags weren't current but apparently swerving erratically got his attention too"

"What is a lazy persons favourite exercise routine? Diddly squat."

"Physics Joke A photon walks into a hotel and the bellman says ""can I help you with your bags?"" And the photon replies, ""no it's ok, I'm traveling light."""