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Joke of the Day
"What is a lazy persons favourite exercise routine? Diddly squat."
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"Request - Lawyer Jokes"
"There's this sketchy joint downtown named ""The Disco"" ... ... I hear it causes a lot of panic!"
"How do you split Rome in half? You use a pair of caesars."
"What's the difference between hard and light? I can sleep with a light on."
"Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to live? When the patient couldn't pay the doctor gave him another six months."
"What kind of cancer was Jar Jar diagnosed with? Meesathelioma."
"So Nicolas Cage and John Travolta walk into a bar and the bartender says ""hey, why the wrong face?"""
"What if you woke up with amnesia and all you could remember was your Facebook password and you had to discover who you were based on your statuses?"
"What do you call an Italian guy whos afraid of cheese? Alfredo"