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Joke of the Day

"What do women and dog shit have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up"

"Customer: How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered? Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are."

"I asked my Welsh friend how many times he'd had sex... He started counting then fell asleep."

"For my niece's 7th birthday, I'm filling a pinata with a smaller pinata. When she breaks it open I'm gonna yell ""Oh God! She was pregnant!"""

"Did you hear about the kid who was outstanding at school? He came in when it started to rain."

"How did Jesus feel after the last supper? A bit cross."

"I got charged with rape in the woods..... It's because I forest her."

"[Dirty] Some more dirt was mysteriously added to my garden last night... The plot thickens"

"I asked my North Korean friend how life was there He said he couldn't complain."

"I like to name my hotdog ""The Moment""... ...so I can relish it"