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Joke of the Day

"Just saw a rainbow.........great now the sky is gay"

"*pushes math homework away in 1990* I'll never need this *getting yelled at by subway customer in 2014* I WANT THE BREAD CUT LIKE A RHOMBUS"

"A friend will bail you out of jail, a best friend knows the password to your phone so they can delete all your nude selfies if you die"

"How much for the mirror? Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue"

"A family is at the table eating dinner. ""I don't like Grandpa"" said the boy to his Mom. ""That's okay honey, just finish your potatoes instead."" She replied."

"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot"

"My father always taught me that in adultery there are no winners but participation is more important than winning"

"Why is hay so unreliable? It keeps baleing"

"Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place? Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it"

"What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand? A churro."