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Joke of the Day
"What's the brightest airship ever made? LED Zeppelin"
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"What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday? Friday by Rebecca Black"
"""Son, hey son"" Yeah dad? ""Know why we named you Adopted?"" *Sighs* Because I'm adop- ""BECAUSE YOU'RE ADOPTED"" Good one dad ""I'm not your dad"""
"""Son: Dad, i had sex for the first time"" 'Dad: That is great Son! Sit down and tell me all about it' 'son: Yeah about that...'"
"Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken."
"Why didn't the drummer commit the crime? He couldn't handle the repercussions."
"why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road because it was disabled"
"Where does a fish keep his life savings? In a riverbank :D"
"I'm not saying that I haven't incorporated math into my adult life. I'm just saying I could've dropped out after elementary school."
"What's the difference between reading the Bible and talking shit? None."