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Joke of the Day

"I grew up in a time where your mothers saliva was the most powerful cleaning agent around."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic science teacher? He was teaching the Law of Conversation."

"Got disoriented and walked into the wrong classroom. Didn't want to look stupid so I just went ahead and switched majors."

"I got banned from /r/ELI5 the other day I don't understand why"

"I just bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day"

"Frieza may be cool... But his brother is Cooler!"

"""And He was buried and He rose again on the third day and on the fourth day He bought a shitload of Peeps for half price."" 1 Walgreens 15:4"

"Will I become attractive if I swallow magnets?"

"What is the difference between a girl and a pool table? You have a shot with a pool table."

"What's the difference between a garbonzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbonzo bean on my face!"