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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to to start a horse peeing race, The award will be called the trickle crown."

"*In the elevator* Guy: Good morning ladies. You two going down? Me: No. We're just friends Guy: ...."

"I wish there was an observation deck at WalMart."

"An elegant man call the mailman the other day. This double oval shape organ"

"She might be Satan, but if I'm going to hell, I want to be sleeping with the boss."

"Falling vending machines kill more people per year than sharks. I've never even seen a shark near a vending machine."

"Did you know that 69 is now 96? With this worsening economy, it costs a lot more to eat out."

"*embraces diversity* Diversity: ""I have a boyfriend"""

"""Dad, how do you feel about abortions?"" ""Ask your sister!"" ""I don't have a si- Oh."""

"What did the Gay techie say? I do queries."