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Joke of the Day

"What do the twin towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now."

"Where does Phil Collins record all of his music? The stu-stu-studio."

"Two drunks are crawling on the railroad. One says ""I'm tired of climbing this ladder, when's our floor already?"" ""No worries, I see an elevator coming."""

"What do you call a Mexican lady with no legs? (NSFWish) Cuntswaylow"

"We are so fortunate not to live in China,,, they have to hide their posts in cookies."

"What do corals get stressed about? Current events."

"How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day? None"

"What do you do when nothing goes right? Go left"

"Do you know why cannibals won't eat clowns? Because they taste *Funny*"

"I just sneezed so hard that I'm now two seconds in the future."