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Joke of the Day
"Can someone tell old people about call waiting, turn signals, and debit/check cards?"
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"I get really freakin pissed off when complete strangers ask me a lot of questions. So no... the job interview didn't go very well."
"I'm getting mighty fed up with these sheep-human hybrids! What is with ewe people!?"
"Why do Germans have such great focus? I think it's because they used to have concentration camps."
"You know what the hardest thing about rollerblading is? Telling your parents you're gay."
"*feels painful possible cavity* *eats chocolate to feel better*"
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"You can say what you like about Hitler... ...at least he killed Hitler."
"Boss: Good suggestions at the staff meeting today, Bill. Me: I talk in my sleep?"