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Joke of the Day

"Canadian summer I asked my Canadian buddy ""Did you have a good summer?"" He said ""No! I was working that day."""

"Here's a joke! My social life!"

"Just saw a kid with a protest sign that said ""I AM VERY GOOD AT KARATE"" and I'll regret for the rest of my life that I didn't get a picture"

"My Korean friend died yesterday... So Yung..."

"The hairdresser's oath First, harm no 'do..."

"Nobody looks back on their life and remembers the nights they had plenty of sleep."

"I got an invite to a wedding that said ""black tie only""... But when I got there, everyone else was in tuxedos."

"What do batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common? Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na"

"What are the most common mistakes your ______ makes in bed?"

"What does a soviet call someone with good vision? Glasnots."