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Joke of the Day

"What do batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common? Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na"

"Did you hear about the Jewish couple that met during the Holocaust? They were star-crossed lovers."

"ME: [at a party] hey! wanna come back to my place and- GIRL: hook up? sure! ME: [sadly putting away two Yu-Gi-Oh! decks] oh. awesome"

"[wife yelling in waterpark] ""BRENT SOMEONE IS STEALING THE CAR"" [top of huge slide] K IM STILL GONNA TAKE THE SLIDE DOWN CUZ IT'll BE FASTER"

"Why did your sister feed money to her cow ? Because she wanted to get rich milk."

"The man who invented knock-knock jokes... He deserves a no-bell prize. I'll see myself out, thanks."

"What do you call a guy from Poland masturbating a Polish Pole Polishing"

"Me: ... Dog: ... Me: ... Dog: ... Me: .. Dog: .. Me: ... Dog: .. Me: .. Dog: .. Me: ... Dog: ... (Women, take note *ahem* Man's best friend)"

"A guy was running around trying to determine the source of physicians' flatulence He was only following doctors odors."

"Remember, when someone calls you mean... just tell them that you prefer the term average."