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Joke of the Day
"What's in a domestic book? Home page."
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"I just released my mixtape in Tianjin. It was da bomb. Too soon?"
"A black family wins a free cruise 'Oh hell no. We ain't falling for that again'"
"It's funny how all those ""best places in the world"" lists always forget to include the Internet."
"movie reviews r fun to read if u imagine the reviewer is complainig abot their life: ""bad dialogue"" ""not funy"" ""why is shia labeouf in this"""
"When I'm rich I've decided I'll buy homeless people state-of-the-art shopping carts complete w/wheel spikes for an advantage in can fights"
"My son laughed at a ceiling fan for 45 minutes in case any studio execs are wondering how to reach his demographic."
"Why did the bull get a sex change? To see how the UDDER side lives! ---------- (Thought of it while washing the dishes, hope you all get a kick out of it.)"
"I'd read books on my iPad but it has movies and those work better with my stupid."
"Why are pornstars so religious? They keep yelling 'oh God yes!' all the time."