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Joke of the Day
"What is Shia Labeouf's favourite genre of music? Jazz Duets."
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"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ..."
"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox? They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on."
"You know what sucks about being an agnostic dyslexic insomniac? You end up staying awake all night wondering if there is a dog"
"""How many people work at your company?"" About half of them."
"I like to put Aunt Jemima next to the Uncle Ben in my pantry. I'm hoping for a love connection."
"My gay friend told me never to invest in real estate. He's super homophobic."
"My dad always told me to treat women like flowers. So I tore my girlfriend apart limb by limb to find out whether or not she loved me."
"Da Bears. That's it that's the whole joke."
"My wife cried when I bought her a car... It was a Saab."