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Joke of the Day
"Ever met a boring and stable girl who was good in bed? Exactly."
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"Why did the Cold War never happen? Because Joseph was Stalin."
"Why didn't the scarecrow win his award? Because he was outstanding in his field"
"How do you kill a hipster? You drown him in the *Mainstream*"
"ME: So are you gonna put it in me or what NURSE: Sir it's a blood draw please stop saying that"
"Why don't Jewish guys give oral sex? It's too close to the gas chamber."
"Items that are made from velcro... Are such a rip-off."
"Your mom doesn't understand Your dad doesn't understand Your friends don't understand But french fries, french fries understand you"
"What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose? A small medium at large."
"You say a mesquito bit you and now you have the chills, a high fever and are sweating profusely? That's not funny. That's malarious!"