92455

Joke of the Day

"It's way more acceptable to be fat if you have an SUV."

"QUESTION: Do you know what is honeymoon? ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and debting."

"Is your business interested in reaching a larger and wider audience? Pm me for my ex wife's email address"

"What have you got if your pet kangaroo gets into molasses and Indian curry? An Indian goo roo"

"Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash? Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess."

"What's a dinosaur's favourite poetic meter? Ptero-Dactyls"

"I put two pairs of cargo pants in my cargo pants pockets, just in case I need more cargo pants."

"I signed up today for a college American Fiction Literature class, apparently it was a really popular class. It was LIT AF"

"Online dating rule: If we meet up offline, and you look nothing like your pictures, then you're buying me drinks until you do."

"Why did the book critic give The Road a bad review? Too many plot holes."