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Joke of the Day
"I Hate Christmas! And whoever started it should be nailed to a cross!!"
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"Looks like Trump is going to lose the presidency I guess his erection is going cost him the election"
"Irish wedding vs. Irish funeral (Possibly offensive? Naah...) What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk."
"What do you call Bono's stupid brother? Duno..."
"Women are good for 70 things. cleaning house, and 69"
"My wife and I used to describe our marriage as 'forever', now we both prefer the term 'ad nauseam'."
"What do you call an attraction to your own mummy? A dedipus complex."
"what did the proud cheerleader say after she screwed the whole. basketball team? I never knew I had it in me."
"I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say ""Hey look...that one is shaped like an idiot""."
"One of my friends maintains that tomorrow doesn't come until you've have 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep. He also maintains that it's September 7th, 1998."