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Joke of the Day
"I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say ""Hey look...that one is shaped like an idiot""."
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"My Christian friend told me he doesn't believe in gay marriage. He said there should be no such thing as a happy marriage."
"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor."
"My nephew asked, 'How will I know when I'm an adult?' and I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'"
"if money can't buy happiness explain pizza"
"What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five? You leave him hanging...."
"Most of life is waiting for whatever you're at to be over."
"What's the difference between a hockey player and a French woman? Hockey players shower after three periods."
"What do nearsighted gynecologists and a puppy have in common? A wet nose."
"With a name like Progressive, shouldn't the commercials be better by now?"