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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an attraction to your own mummy? A dedipus complex."
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"Q: IS IT SEXUAL HARASMENT IF YOU GO TO A WOMAN AND TELL HER HER HAIR SMELLS NICE? A: WHAT IF THE MAN IS A DWARF?"
"The Unabomber What do the Unabomber and a girl from Alabama have in common? They were both fingered by their brother."
"I just found out my mum didn't know how to set the clock on their new microwave. So they stayed up until midnight & then plugged it in"
"A boy goes to the drug store to buy some condoms. 'Do you want a bag?', the cashier asks him 'No', the boy says, 'she isn't *that* ugly'"
"What do you call a Mexican lady with no legs? Cunt-sway-low"
"Which French novelist looked like a scrotum? Balzac"
"Instead of monitoring this call for quality purposes, how about you just listen to what I need and fix it."
"Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday? Because they like to pumpkin. I'll see myself out..."
"my tortoiseshell sunglasses make me see the whole world through the kelvin instagram filter"