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Joke of the Day
"Life with me is like a roller coaster. There's a weight limit."
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"What is the hungriest mineral that exists? Apatite"
"What's the worst thing about having sex with 21 year olds? There are 20 of them."
"I read that if you have 2 hangovers a year you are an alcoholic so I'm around 104 alcoholics"
"What do you call a dating app for neckbeards? Tipper."
"Picketing Prostitutes What did the picketing prostitutes chant? ""Hell no, we won't blow!"""
"son ur mom told me u & ur gf broke up today? *puts hand on sons shoulder* if u had bought a pet falcon like i told u she woulda never left u"
"A friend of mine collects National Geographic magazines, he really has a lot of issues."
"An Australian man living by the cliff has prevent over 150 suicides, during the 50 years he has lived there... ... by shooting them himself."
"Sorry for nicking your car w/my door, but you didn't leave much room. It's small, but I circled it with my key so you could find it."