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Joke of the Day
"I gave my girlfriend a picture of me for her birthday It was a gif."
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"Then there was the guy who fell into a vat of molten optical glass after drinking too much. Just two glasses, and look what a spectacle he made of himself."
"A Maid Knocks On Her Master's Door Her master is busy talking on the phone She asks, ""Sir would you like some juice?"" He Replies ""Give Me A Minute Maid"""
"It's getting cold in here So take off all your clothes Then we can make a fire with them"
"I'm not passive aggressive. Unlike *some* people."
"Can anyone explain this joke for me? I just don't get it, so it is either meant to be absurd/nonsensical or I am missing historical context: Q:What do you know about Damascus? A:It kills 99% of germs."
"Where does a porn addict keep his videos? In his sex drive"
"Q: What has got four legs and an arm? - A: A Rottweiler in a playground."
"Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl? Because the fine bros would sue."
"I bet nobody here knows the name of the ""unknown soldier"" It's probably because they're so undrground."