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Joke of the Day

"I'd have sex with you but I'm married... and she's staring at us right now... quick she looked away!"

"I have a bad habit of screaming during rectal exams. It really makes my patients nervous."

"Why do Americans just ignore the ""H"" in ""Herb""? Honestly, no idea!"

"What do you call a Nazi who left the war to become an animal doctor? A Veteran Aryan"

"When God made me he was just showing of"

"In light of Germany's discovery of ISIS using mustard gas: What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray? A seasoned veteran."

"What is The Fonz's blood type? A"

"Why don't women get hit by trains? There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen."

"Why did the condom go flying through the air? ... It got pissedoff."

"I got chased by two Canadian geese today. I know they were Canadian because when they realized I was genuinely scared, they apologized."