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Joke of the Day
"My wife went home to visit her mother today. Or as I refer to it. Her ""bitch refresher course""."
Next Joke
"I don't understand women. I also don't understand how a car works but I still drive it."
"I was the Wikipedia of my school. People expected me to help with their homework, but completely ignored my constant requests for money."
"There's 2 statues in a dark room, what did one statue say to the other statue? Is statue?"
"My Dad had the eye of the tiger ...and a life time ban from the national zoo"
"Girls who draw their eyebrows on may as well do them with a disappointed expression because yeah no thanks."
"Hate it when a banana has bruises on it but the banana says it fell down the stairs & you just know it's lyin' to protect an asshole banana"
"Her: ""Your funny"" Me: "".... Uh ya... this isn't gonna work"""
"What do you call tea made by a stoned marsupial? High koala tea"
"Wanna hear a joke about pizza? never mind, it's too cheesy. -__-"