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Joke of the Day
"My wife went home to visit her mother today. Or as I refer to it. Her ""bitch refresher course""."
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"I swallowed two pieces of string yesterday I shit you knot"
"Why are frogs no good at websurfing? Computers have them toad-ily confused."
"There are 10 kind of people in this world Those who understand binary and those who don't."
"Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church? They're insects. I'll show myself out."
"How do you beat someone in an argument? Use your fists."
"I wanted to be an investment banker when I grew up Then I lost interest."
"In a restaurant: Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!! In a restaurant: Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!! Waiter: Sorry, sir. The fly is on vacation."
"Seriously ppl who eat pizza with a fork & knife? This is America. We shove it in our faces like the rest of the fat people. Get it together."
"A naked woman robbed a bank.. Nobody could remember her face."