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Joke of the Day
"I lost my voice so basically I'm every mans dream girl right now."
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"I once knew a girl so skinny... that when she swallowed a grape, 3 men left town. (it takes some thought)"
"We should let prisoners take their own mug shots...I shall call it ""The cellfie"""
"Why is the magnet on medication? Because it's bipolar"
"Good Old Fashion Clickbait. If you're reading this than you like it too."
"Great... This guy double parked his porsche, and now I've got paint all in my keys."
"I came into some wealth recently, but it turns out my bank doesn't accept that kind of deposit."
"An amputee found a cheap artificial arm for sale on Amazon... It was secondhand."
"What do women and fuses have in common? They blow when they get turned on."
"I recently started dating a woman in a wheelchair, and I stood her up. Not surprisingly that's when she fell for me...and you know what, it became a bit of a drag...but now we're on a roll."