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Joke of the Day

"What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common? If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose."

"Why are british employees fat Because they get paid by the pound"

"Did anyone catch the score of that soccer game?? U.S.A. 8, Ethiopia didn't"

"I went to the doctor and he gave me 2 months to live. So I shot him. Judge gave me 30 years. So I mean who's the real winner here?"

"What rhymes with freedom? Oil"

"Today I found out I have dyslexia... I went to a toga party dressed as a goat."

"Q: Where do cows go on Friday nights? A: To the moovies."

"Its funny how condoms are relatively cheap but as soon as you break one your out a few hundred."

"""Damn girl! I think you're giving me mesothelioma cuz yo ass bestest!"""

"You know how Kim Kardashian thought her butt would ""break the Internet""? I know what would really break the Internet... Nickelback should sing about Comic Sans."