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Joke of the Day

"Once there was a guy... ...who had a dog with no legs. Everyday he took him out for a drag."

"What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu? For swine flu, you use oink-ment and for bird flu, you get tweet-ment."

"A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her? It was a bright sunny day."

"Who is the coolest person in the hospital? The ultrasound man."

"Kids these days sure do love taking pictures of mirrors."

"My blonde gf dropped a mug on her feet, spilling her salt over her desk at work... ...Successfully sued claiming to have been mugged and assaulted"

"Cum on guys... We seriously need to stop making gay jokes."

"My wife heard it's seductive to bite her lip... I don't have the heart to tell her it's meant to be the bottom one."

"9/11 Who? Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!"

"Its Valentines Day...If u r married go & kiss your wife or husband , if u have a gfbf ..do the same ..n if u r single, kiss the ground and thank GOD !! =)). HAPPY VALENTINES DAY"