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Joke of the Day
"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it."
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"Those signs that say ""Slow children playing"" When they grow up become ""Slow men working"""
"I won't be satisfied until I have enough followers to form sects that fight about how to interpret My tweets until they kill each other."
"What is a cow's favorite Bob Seger song? Night moooves. Sorry..."
"a fun game to play at the zoo is to walk hurriedly past a person and say ""they've escaped. don't run. just walk very fast."""
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"Why doesnt Santa Clause have any kids? Because he only comes once a year and its only ever down a chimney"