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Joke of the Day
"Astronaut Booty Call... Crater My unit would like to explore your crater."
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"What do you call 2 guys fighting over a slut? Tug-of-whore."
"Explosive knock knock joke ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Allah"" ""Allah who?"" ""ALLAHU AKBAR!"""
"uk politics joke What do you call a freshly defeated and resigned, anti-immigration uk poilitician who searches his surroundings for food and general provisions? Nigel Forage"
"How do you know if your room mate is gay? his dick tastes like shit"
"I'm sorry I slapped you but you didn't seem like you would ever stop talking and I panicked."
"This guy told me that he can see the future but he didn't even try to duck when I punched him in the face."
"it's fun to yell CHEESE! at a group of girls and watch them switch to their Facebook Poses"
"What do you call a jewish pokemon trainer? Ash"
"what's green and floats? a leaf"