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Joke of the Day

"I bought my girlfriend a fridge for our anniversary... I know it wasn't a great gift, but I loved seeing her face light up when she opened it."

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"I have seasonal depression I'm depressed in the spring, summer, fall and winter"
"What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador! Woof"
"Joke of the week... /r/leagueoflegends Lmow"
"Friend: I need your advice. Me: Wear less eyeshadow. Friend: I meant about my love life. Me: Friend: Me: Friend: Me: Wear less eyeshadow."
"I know so much about cars All I need to see is their headlights and I can tell exactly which way they're going."
"test :notes:"
"I Saw a Jewish Ghost Last Night... I was so scared I started to shiva."
"How do canibals eat victims with Parkinson's disease? Shake n bake"
"[interrogation] Where were you last night? ""Out killing people"" Louder for the tape [leans in] ""The Cheesecake Factory, that's where I was"""