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Joke of the Day

"Never go to target in a red shirt. I was holding my kid and someone asked for help. Like yea just let me finish stocking the toddlers first."

"Joke Q: Why do Jews like watching dirty movies backwards? A: Because they like the part were prostitute gives the money back!"

"HOW TO BECOME A CRAZY CAT LADY: 1) Get a cat. 2) Repeat."

"If a bundle of sticks with an axe in it is a fasces, does that make an OP with an axe to grind a fascist? Seems that way on 4chan."

"Do they really need to add 'Alive' to 'Sexiest Man' or am I grossly underestimating the number of necrophiliacs in the world?"

"What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic pork!"

"How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar? they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking"

"A Cuban, a Canadian, and a white supremacist walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Ah, Senator Cruz, what are you having?"""

"Don't ever look away from a police officer. Just stare him down. You don't wanna look suspicious."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Death Row Barbie ...comes complete with cell; raunchy cellmate sold separately"