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Joke of the Day
"Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't? Aardvarks don't have trunks!"
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"What makes a USPS joke funny? The delivery."
"Carbs are my starch enemy."
"Dress for the job you want others to think you have."
"How many Trumps? How many trumps could donald trump trump if donald trump could trump trumps?"
"Why did the Dolphin commit suicide? Because it felt like its life had no porpoise."
"I told this cute girl some cheesy puns yesterday... She said they were hit or swiss. I guess I gouda done cheddar."
"Me winding up as the last man on earth is an unlikely scenario, but an awful lot of women seem to have already thought it through."
"Did you hear about the overweight prison escapee? They say he really let himself go."
"Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet? Because they can't stop saving their work."