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Joke of the Day

"Limerick There was this baker from South Carolina Who stuck an eggbeater in her vagina The cakes she would glaze In an orgasmic haze And her screams they would rattle the china"

"Pigeons always look like they're jamming out to an invisible iPod."

"Joke What did the cup say to the mop"

"What do you call a rabbit in a beanie and listening to vinyl? A Hopster."

"What did Hitler call his recliner? Mein Kampf-y Chair."

"Your mum is soooo Dark that when she puts lipstick on she looks like... Knight Rider!"

"What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music? I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music."

"Carly is a pirate. Because X marks the spot."

"When two idiots have the same dumb idea... special minds think alike"

"Roses are black Violets are black It's late at night I didn't pay the electric bill."