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Joke of the Day
"Why is the symbols row of my keyboard swearing at me"
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"How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive? Give them a test-tickle"
"Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian baby? Two Wongs don't make a white"
"what sex position produces the ugliest babies? Ask your parents"
"An 81-year-old woman in the U.K. went sky diving to help raise money for a local hospital. They didn't raise a lot of money, but they did get a new patient"
"""Dad, why did Jesus have to die on the cross?"" ""He didn't do his 1st grade homework."""
"I used to think alcohol silenced the voices in my head until I realised it had just moved them to my mouth."
"Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you."
"Hot air rises That explains why Donald Trump is so popular."
"What's a dentist's favorite time? 2:30"