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Joke of the Day
"This relationship is over. Over. ~dumping someone via walkie talkie."
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"Bloody Good Question How can you ever be late for anything in London? They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town."
"There are two Jehovah's Witnesses outside... They're applauding my house for some reason."
"What do you call a European using the bathroom? 'You're-a-peein"""
"North Korea new leader After Kim Jong Un dies, North Korea will be ruled by his son, Kim Jong Deux."
"Why are there only 49 'Black Miss America' contestants? Because none of them want to be Miss I-da-ho"
"Another normal evening Cook food - 30 minutes Eat it - 5 minutes Check Facebook - 1 minute Check Twitter - 8 hours"
"I lied to the doctor when asked my crush's blood type. Now she knows what rejection feels like."
"What is Reagan's favorite vegetable? Jim Brady"
"What do you call it when 4 giraffes collide? A giraffic jam!"