78227

Joke of the Day

"Bloody Good Question How can you ever be late for anything in London? They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town."

"A weeping willow tree is just like a regular willow tree only married"

"Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup? Because one more would have been too farty."

"In Soviet Russia, no one make comments on r/jokes Because in Soviet Russia, real comment is always in joke"

"just like how Magma doesnt become Lava until it comes out of a volcano, its not poop until it comes out of the ass. before its out its pizza"

"In my spare time I help blind children. I mean the verb, not the adjective."

"""I was going to watch a German football team play today, but I couldn't leave the house because I don't know where I left the key."" ""Bayern?"" ""No, I checked the mantelpiece."""

"I would watch a reality show that's nothing but goth kids trying not to smile while riding on a jet ski."

"Boss: This is the 3rd time I've seen you slacking off today. Do you know what that means? Me: You want me to move the couch into my office?"

"What's your best elephant joke sequence?"