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Joke of the Day
"Why is the universe expanding? It needs more space."
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"Chuck Norris is actually every member of Slipknot. That's how fast he can change costumes."
"What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids."
"Text ""BONER"" to 69696 to donate $69 dollars to the Rad Cross"
"Im pretty sure my dick is a masochist It loves being beaten every day"
"I have a Chinese friend with really bad internet His name is Hai Ping"
"so im jus chilig on a ledge premtendig to be gargoyle when these firemen show up tellig me dont jump but they got a big trampoline so idk"
"George bush got stuck in concrete. That sets a bad precedent."
"I saw a Trump supporter getting jumped by 6 guys yesterday, I knew I had to do something. So I jumped in. He had no chance against 7 of us."
"What thinks the unthinkable? An itheberg"