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Joke of the Day

"Why is the universe expanding? It needs more space."

"I thought I pocket dialed you... But it was just a clothes call."

"Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport? because it provides cavity protection"

"What's black and rhymes with 'snoop' Dr. Dre"

"What do you say to Aziz Ansari when you forget his birthday? Aziz, I'm sorry."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alexia ! Alexia who ? Alexia again to open this door !"

"DOG 911: What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it? DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME??"

"Q: How does Hitler tie his shoes? A: With little Nazis."

"What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come !"

"Butter Sometimes when I am baking I mix I can't believe it's not butter and butter, so that way I have I kinda believe that some of this might be butter."