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Joke of the Day
"What's the wisest kind of modeling putty? Play-toh."
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"Knock Knock Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery."
"I put the ""ate"" in chocolate."
"So a bear walks into a bear... and says, ""Sorry, I didn't see you there."" - my daughter, age 5"
"What's a pirate's favorite sexual partner? Can't legally consent because they're retarrrrrrrrded."
"Sometimes i flirt and i feel really akward. Idk if the people around me are gonna hate more for it. I have this rly weird feeling in my stomach and sometimes idk why. Oh wait not flirt. I ment fart"
"Almost 100 degrees here, which sucks. Although, to be fair, only the last 15 degrees suck. I'm okay with the rest of them."
"Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny."
"What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago? Reddit Old"
"Where is your 1,000 word essay? ""Right here"" *pulls out selfie* That's a picture... ""A picture is worth 1,000 words"" *becomes valedictorian*"