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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat relative around Halloween? A plump-kin"
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"I found a very lucrative deal on the firearms section on Craigslist. A French MAS36 rifle. Never fired, dropped once."
"I went to the gym the other day... ...I asked the instructor could he teach me to do the splits. How flexible are you? He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper"
"Rhianna is writing the soundtrack for the new Lilo and Stitch movie It's about how Stitch develops a gambling problem >STITCH BETTA HAVE MY MONEY"
"The home invasion ruined us. We never stood a chance against the houses."
"How to kill 20 flies at once Slap an Ethiopian"
"Bad news: I burned my finger on the toaster. Good news: 1 down, 9 stupid incriminating fingerprints to go."
"Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ? Because they're crab apples !"
"My body is shaped like a hooded sweatshirt."
"What do crocodiles serve at dinner time? Death rolls"