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Joke of the Day
"What's a paralympian's worst nightmare? Testing positive for WD-40"
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"What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking after a house fire :)."
"Desperate, I pull a goose from my bag and throw it screaming into the bully's face. Gertrude, my biggest and angriest goose, destroys him."
"I cheated on my 24 year old girlfriend I apologized and told her my mistress is half the woman she is. ""That's because she's 12!"", said my girlfriend."
"Why are Werewolves such pessimists? They refuse to look at the silver lining."
"Where do people send crazy cigarettes? To the menthol institution"
"In a recent survey into blow jobs, and why men like them so much 6% liked the feeling, 12% liked the excitement and 82% just like the peace and quiet."
"I just cross-bred a crocodile and a homing pigeon. I expect that'll come back to bite me."
"Why couldn't the pony sing? He was a little horse."
"Babies are like Polaroid pictures. They develop quicker when you shake them."