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Joke of the Day

"A man named Gene, and a man named Eugene meet. Hi, I'm Gene. Hi, I'm You,Gene."

"me on my first date: ""for me to continue this relationship you need to choose correctly"" [i pull a frog & a lizard out of my pocket]"

"Wife Missing My wife has been missing for a week. The police called me and said to prepare for the worst. So I went back to Goodwill and bought all her clothes back."

"Why can no one win at the Bangkok Olympics ? Because it's always a THAI game."

"I used to face my problems head on... ...now my forehead has bruises."

"Valentine's Day card idea: I'm like good sushi... You can eat me raw. Happy Valentine's Day!"

"When can't a pencil write out a check? When it's broke."

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."

"It might be just me but CSI seems a little like Scooby Doo for old people."

"What do you call the Irish guy who always brings flan to the potluck? Shaun O'flanagan"