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Joke of the Day

"[Job interview] ""What are your strengths?"" Me: I fall in love easily. ""Erm, okay... what are your weaknesses?"" Me: Those blue eyes of yours."

"How are neutrinos and i alike? Were both constantly penetrating your mom"

"When a killer makes you dig your own grave, throw the soil far away so he has trouble backfilling."

"What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon? dis counts!!"

"A three legged dog walked into a bar and said ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""

"The Bartender replies, ""Sorry, but we don't serve particles faster than light"" A Neutrino walks into a bar"

"Obama calls Putin Obama: ""Hey! What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?"" Putin: ""Turkey"""

"A client comes to a bank: My cheque was returned with a remark: ""Insufficient funds"". I'd like to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank?"

"My gf said men only think with their penis. I told her to go ahead and blow my mind."

"How do you make a little girl cry twice? Wipe you dick off on her teddy bear. I...I'm sorry. I was told this by a schoolmate in middle school."