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Joke of the Day

"my daughter hones her survival instincts by forgoing the provided bowl and spreading goldfish crackers all over the house to forage & store"

"What do you call it when flu season comes early? Premature inoculation."

"What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel? A bit of a shock really!"

"Water is so good when it's mixed with barley, hops, and yeast."

"Someone just filled me in about those small places in the hot, sandy desert called an ""Oasis."" ... That's where the Arab boys go to eat their dates."

"What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars http://imgur.com/QdWVk4r"

"How could Donald Trump support Mitt Romney? Didn't he know Romney was made in Mexico?"

"The classiest Minion is called a Filet Minion please fave and RT"

"Se7en, but instead of deadly sins, the murders are based on different Smurfs."

"Just saw the book ""Marriage for Dummies."" Shouldn't there be an ""is"" in there somewhere?"