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Joke of the Day

"What is something that looks like an obese vagina, loves guns, is widely hated by the Europeans and can't take a joke? An Americunt."

"What has four letters, but a long sentence? Rape."

"Say - didja hear about the LGBT who keeps telling bad Bruce Jenner jokes? (wait for it ... wait for it Yeah - every one thinks he's a real bruisance ..."

"Coworker: What book you reading there? Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one."

"Knock knock Who's there? Broken pencil Broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's pointless..."

"My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers To be honest, I should have seen the signs."

"How do you make a ghoul float? 1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee? Because he started drinking it before it was cool."

"Why are branches attached to trees? Because they stick"

"My Doctor told me I'm pregnant... I told her she's got to be kid-in-me"